[Update: dear readers, this giveaway has reached its dramatic conclusion. We have our winners. A special thanks goes out to all of you who responded so quickly. First 5 responders: keep checking your inboxes because we’ll be getting in touch with you soon to send you your free DVD and pound of marijuana. 6th responder: can we interest you in a back massage?
You read that right. It says “NOT LIVE.” This Tuesday, Tim and Eric are returning to Super Deluxe. But instead of doing their “NITE LIVE” show from Los Angeles, they’ll be debuting the first in a series of “NOT LIVE” videos from the road.
Which may be the closest you’ll be able to get to them these days if you haven’t already bought tickets to their Awesome Show, Great Job!™ Tour 2008. As you can see from this helpful MySpace calendar, they’re selling out everywhere.
Except Asheville. And Lawrence. And Seattle. And Los Angeles. They haven’t sold out in those cities.
OK, now for the DVD giveaway part. We have 5 copies of Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Season One that we want to rid ourselves of.
Seeing as our other DVD giveaway is going so well (only 2 people have responded), we’ll make this one a bit easier: all you have to do is write a short essay in the comments below explaining why you should receive a free DVD. That’s it. Type up a persuasive lil’ paragraph for us and it’s yours. Easy.
Tags: Awesome Show, DVD, Great Job!, Not Live, Tim and Eric Nite Live
April 25, 2008 at 10:34 am |
< ![CDATA[Please give me a DVD of Tim and Eric, and I'll be your best bloggy friend. I'll even subscribe to your blog via Google Reader. Done! And embed your videos on my blog. Double Done!!
Thanks,
Sean]]>
April 25, 2008 at 10:49 am |
< ![CDATA[Ever since I was young I have been a big fan of Tim and Eric. I've been a big fan of pretty much all Hanna-Barbera cartoons, really. But the thing I love most about Tim and Eric is when Eric does his clever little mouse tricks to trick Tim into doing his crazy angry cat face! Hahaha, that gets me laughing so hard! But my favorite episode was when Tom was chasing Eric on the boat...
Wait. Is it Tom or Tim? It's Tom, isn't it? Tom and Jerry.
Who are Tim and Eric? Are there cats on this DVD? Well I think I should receive a free one anyway.]]>
April 25, 2008 at 11:27 am |
< ![CDATA[As supervisor of a day care center in an impoverished community somewhere in the Midwest, I overlook the care of 25 young children from eight in the morning, until four in the afternoon.
My duties as supervisor entail proper feeding of the children in the morning, at lunch, and intermittent snacks provided to the children between both meals. Usually, because of a small budget, we have the children partake in contests for the little food that we have on hand. We feel that this competition at an early age instills a real world sensibility in the children, exposing them to the hardships of real life.
When the children aren't eating or sleeping, we try our best to provide rich and fulfilling activities for the children to engage in. Every now and then, the children are given a string to play with, or maybe a crumpled up piece of paper; this is all we are able to provide as our budget has been reduced recently. Well, I suppose I shouldn't say reduced as I've been personally withdrawing money from the budget myself; I'm not payed enough to support my lucrative lifestyle!
Mostly however, we just occupy the children's attention with a television as it lessens our workload. To reiterate, cable television is not an option as it requires too much money, so recently I've been showing the children DVDs I've purchased from a bootlegger named Bud. Bud's a terrible bootlegger as the only DVDs he's made available to me are "Revenge of the Accountants", "This Time It's Impersonal", "Cocoa The Nut!", and an another film that I can't in good conscience show to the children: "Plant Life: Asexual Experience."
As is made clear, our day care center is bereft of programming appropriate for children ranging in ages from 3 years old to 12 years old and also a 25 year old man. This is why I deserve a free DVD of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! I'm a tremendous fan of the show and truly feel that the morals and lessons taught by Tim and Eric will instill the qualities necessary for living an ethical lifestyle. So look Superdeluxe, my entering into this contest is not done for purely selfish reasons; there are young and impressionable children in need of the Tim and Eric way of life!
Signed,
Thumbsupmonkey]]>
April 25, 2008 at 7:06 pm |
< ![CDATA[I am a teenage mom with six children, all of them retarded from advanced syphilis.
I am also dying from cancer, celiac disease, Alzheimer's, and AIDS.
And, just last week, my dick got chopped off in a paragliding accident.
In short, if you don't give me a copy, you are a very bad person, and you definitely will go to hell. Or not.]]>
April 25, 2008 at 8:18 pm |
< ![CDATA[I am typing this with only one finger, which is admirable AND laudable. Please help me regain the use of my other fingers, and, eventually, my other appendages. Please.
Thank you.]]>
April 27, 2008 at 3:30 pm |
< ![CDATA[since i'm the 6th to respond it's clear that i deserve a copy, if not a complete blowjob.
sincerely yours,
moshe dayan cereal]]>
April 28, 2008 at 5:40 am |
< ![CDATA[Sorry, Samuel. It looks like the 5 previous commenters have nailed this giveaway shut. But can we interest you in a back massage?]]>
April 28, 2008 at 12:55 pm |
< ![CDATA[yes.
yours,
moshe dayan's christmas tree comb cereal ltd.]]>
April 29, 2008 at 5:07 pm |
< ![CDATA[Grand entrance.]]>